Thema: Saukalt in Finnland
Date: 31.01.2003
Beitrag:
This is Finland+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan. +10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens. +5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start,
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets. 0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker. -5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter. -10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves. -20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here. -30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the
earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors. -40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the hotdog stands. -50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real
winter weather. -60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors. -70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva
vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training. -183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold. -273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele (=damn), it's cold outside today." -300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over, Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
In diesem Sinne, Sauna einfach, Cabriofreak
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